Saturday, May 10, 2008

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Ridicoli Ombra!



Cito quasi testualmente da Wikipedia:

Il governo ombra è un'istituzione politica, costituita dal leader dell'opposizione, che la dirige, e da parlamentari dell'opposizione (Shadow ministers) who are monitoring closely, just like a shadow (hence the name), the activity of the relevant government ministers in office. The task of the shadow government take action is critical to the decisions of the government, proposing alternatives.

un'emerita In other words, bullshit!

governissimo Alternatives to the current President? But if all the moves of the Berlusconi IV will be reinforced so that we will realize the same things only ever made! Action
criticism? But if the forces in parliament there are not really critical revenue, flour behind their policy ethereal and not at all tied to the real problems of the people, or made solutions do not meet the real needs of the Italians!

In a nutshell here is what will the shadow government:

Berlusconi government: "yes" to Nuclear

Shadow Government: better alternative sources

Result: Italy Nuclear

Governo Berlusconi: fuori gli immigrati

Governo Ombra: maggiore tolleranza

Risultato: Italia più Xenofoba

Governo Berlusconi: i froci restino a casa

Governo Ombra: pari diritti per tutti

Risultato: Italia bigotta neonazi

Governo Berlusconi: works great handcuff to: TAV, Strait Bridge

Shadow Government: TAV ... but the only hole that we can do is to increase the budget

Score: Mozzarella traveling at 300 times and a black hole of funding between Calabria and Sicily

Berlusconi government: remove garbage from Naples

Shadow Government: we want to see how you do!

Result: another great work. Turn on the Vesuvius, and so "rubbish" and "munnezzaro!

Here then is the role of shadow ministers who will perform the Shadow Government, "the shadow of nothing"!



Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Wedding Welcome Note Destination Wedding

Squadraccia di governo

(first of all I thank my friend for Kallidus wonderful vignette)

Almost a month has passed since sesquipedale collapse of the Italian left and "finally" one begins to thin out the fog around the names of the new Italian rulers. We want creepy all at once?
Giorgia Meloni, the latest rumors the damage or the Ministry of Health of Youth. Here are some of his statements: "If disavowed the Youth Front, to deny myself. We were kids with an idea of \u200b\u200bthe rebellion aimed at building a different world, "and yet" I have made and continue to express a form of disappointment to the Gay Pride, a show that I found annoying because they are seen genuinely creepy scenes, scenes that also hurt gay people. " Reopen Auschwitz?
And what about the former participant in Miss Italy Mara Carfagna che, quando le viene chiesto, come mai in Italia non si riescono a fare i Pacs o i Di.Co. (che, personalmente, non ritengo necessari, viste le tutele già esistenti nel nostro ordinamento giuridico), mentre in terra iberica una coppia di amici omosessuali può essere sposata in Comune, lei risponde che la Spagna non è cattolica come la nostra Italia. Non è così cattolica? Già, perchè Tomas de Torquemada, con i suoi processi da Inquisitore Generale di tutta la Spagna e le colonie era notoriamente islandese! Ah!, lei andrà probabilmente alle pari opportunità (certo, se hanno dato a lei l'opportunità di avere un ministero...!).
E del trittico leghista Maroni - Calderoli - Bossi, respectively, of the Interior, the deregulation and reform, what we say?
A Chief of Police a person has been finally sentenced to 8 months for resisting a public official to deregulation as the "father" of the law "crap" election, what with the shot of the shirt against Islam made even more strained relations between Italy and Arab countries, and a boss who wants to reform the country, finally free from the dregs Padania "dirty" on the Mediterranean that stretches from the river Po (ops! Eridanus!) down (and if anyone disagrees they are ready 300,000 men with guns still hot in order to convince the more recalcitrant).
And then the learned Sandro Bondi, who wrote a book of poems in the weekly magazine Vanity Fair. An example? Unaware beauty, sensuality Stolen, Flower reclined, Sin of love (for the red Brambilla). For these masterpieces that will entrust the Cultural Heritage?
Then we give the Environment with a sweeper or a janitor to Education!
I could go on forever, but now the tears flood the keyboard, making it impossible to continue writing this post.
Guys, courage, pain that goes only five years!