Friday, November 7, 2008

Why Does My Quad Backfire When I Give It Gas?

Ah...! La pubblicità!

Apparently a Milanese firm has decided to be inspired by Fausto Bertinotti to market a mobile phone and mp3 player port.
The gadget will come in corduroy, and in three colors.
course, you can hang around his neck.

According to the latest rumors another company, this time dedicated to the production of contraceptives, wanted to pay homage to another great statesman with its flagship product.
According to the statements of the CEO of this company is the decision stata presa perché il prodotto si adatta perfettamente allo stile, alla personalità ed alla "statura" dell'uomo politico.
La stessa Azienda ha aperto un sondaggio tra i consumatori per la scelta del nome del prodotto. Partecipiamo anche noi?

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

How To Keep White Resin Watch Bands Clean

Quelli che l’avevano detto

Posto riprendendo integralmente un articolo odierno di Marco Travaglio.

Il primo a sbilanciarsi, il 7 marzo, fu Gianfranco Fini : “Gli Stati Uniti non sono ancora pronti per un presidente nero”. Ma il momento decisivo per le sorti delle elezioni americane fu la discesa in campo di Giuliano Ferrara , stregato da Mc Cain, ma soprattutto da Sarah Palin: “L’abbiamo discover us, "gloated the Platinette Beard, a noted expert in flasks, extolling the virtues of his prophetic talent scout assigned to a catastrophe, Christian Rocca, already known for announcing the victory in Iraq and for the discovery of the neocons in the U.S. when no longer dared set foot outside the house. There, that was the turning point for Obama. There was clear to everyone that McCain was doomed .

Anyone who still doubts, they provided assistance to dispel two well-known analysts in the last minute of the Po Valley, Roberto Castelli ("McCain is a guarantee for the defense of Christian civilization under attack by the Muslims") and Roberto Cota (“John offre maggiore sicurezza contro l’Islam”), nonché del noto stratega Maurizio Gasparri (“Dovesse vincere Obama, prenderei le distanze della Casa Bianca”). Non che la palma delle previsioni sballate sia un’esclusiva italiana. Ancora il 2 novembre John Zogby , “il guru dei sondaggi”, comunicava che “Mc Cain è in rimonta e può vincere, ormai ha superato Obama, 48 a 47%”. Ma i provincialotti italioti che scambiano le speranze per la realtà e pensano di orientare dall’Italia il voto americano, non ci han fatto mancare proprio nulla. Soprattutto sugli house organ di Berlusconi , che solo un mese fa walking hand in hand with his friend Bush, his eyes caught the beating heart, repeating that "you have been a great, soon you will be recognized, remembered," and even George looked skeptical and even begged McCain to President more unpopular century not to show its parts.

Sull'immancabile defeat Obama, the Journal has outdone himself. Mauro della Porta Raffo, the "big stickler" which makes the fleas to newspapers, we always guesses, but the oracles a bit 'less, had no doubts: "Now I tell you, John McCain will win the upcoming Nov. 4" . And Paul Granzotto , enthused: "I believe that the rest sbaraglierà the young gallant old hero ... Sarah Palin drag on McCain to win, also because of the" dandy veltronizzazione campaign of Obama and Veltroni, you know, you go straight to the defeat . In short, "McCain will make him the party." Mario Giordano, divining the good guessing, producing headlines like "the odd couple's why McCain-Palin may get to the White House." And readers retorts resigned to an Obama victory: "But she is so confident that Obama will win? I have some doubts. " Immediately felt in Chicago, Barak made the debts spells. Also because, increasingly alarmed, there were editorials Maria Giovanna Maglie, who with election data showed the same relationship with the elastic expense Rai . The general, who writes with the helmet and a gun, we just could not believe that Americans vote for that 'extremist inexperienced and not very capable, "" childish contrast to nuclear power plants, "one that" unconsciously withdraw troops Iraq, which "represents only a minority slice of radicals", being black, so much so that " Democratic voters are beginning to doubt "but" also doubt the undecided, the independents, fans of Hillary. " While "Old John" (as she calls McCain, intimacy) "speaks for President," "may win the election because he is a credible candidate" and then "found an ideal vice Sarah Palin, the woman all values determination and public speaking skills, but above all "is ready to build 45 nuclear power plants and increase troops in Iraq", then "I say we make it", "in spite of the can-can national and international media," tutti in mano al Comintern . Se invece “dovesse farcela Obama, sarà una vittoria di misura” (infatti avrà la maggioranza parlamentare più ampia dalla notte dei tempi ). La Maria Giovanna lo vedeva già alla Casa Bianca, l’amato Old John: “Da presidente ridurrà il potere di Washington e, da vero patriota, difenderà la sicurezza degli Usa”. Pazienza, la difenderà da casa. Ma, nei momenti di sconforto, potrà sempre consolarsi con qualche visita di Maria Giovanna Maglie.

Anche il Foglio ci ha lasciato pagine indimenticabili, tutte sull’ inevitabile disfatta del nero Barak . Il Platinette, dall’America, inspired drumming titles: "And now Sarah," "There you would Obama govern?", "Why Joe the plumber is the best ally of the soldier McCain." Below, the best brands of tubs were being trained in the art of the oracle.

Marina Valensise, another neocon Noantri , believing her a compliment, wrote that "Palin looks like our Gelmini: Tigress a tough, determined, confident, hardened by the polar ice, as an overwhelming wild animal ... a mother who is fighting against an idealistic windbag ". Stefano Pistolini called it "the last come, perhaps predestined. " In fact, it was the ball and chain the poor McCain. But Christian Rocca, the discoverer: "Palin is an Obama squared" woman from the 'sometimes prophetic and messianic appeal, "a cross between Bob Dylan and Erin Brockovich," as well as his alleged sister Barak, in other words "the candidate you think President McCain and his vice." And Obama: Rock for the expert, "the perfect candidate for a television series," "elitist, intellectual, too left and unable to connect with the country," a bubble that could deflate quickly "since" is refused for months state after state, primary after primary, from the working class of his own party, the poor, by Hispanics, Catholics, older people, women, Jews and from any social class and race that does not belong African Americans, students, intellectuals, millionaires, Hollywood stars and jocks. " And these - mind you - "are not opinions." Tie. But who the hell voted for Obama . Unbeknownst to Rocca among other things.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

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In attesa del ritorno del padrone di casa....

At the end of the long election campaign, Americans are at greatest risk and not know it. Likely to elect a head of state the clone king Silvio. At least to hear the words of Mr. Franco Frattini, Foreign Minister Berlusconi III. According to the minister an expert, in fact, "the points of contact between Berlusconi and Obama are many and can be seen." Frattini stressed "right" as Obama and Silvio are "both born in a ghetto," they both redeemed for the study and the will "and" both are recognized in the American dream. " Now, aside from the fact that I find difficult to associate the term "ghetto" environment in which Silvio has spent his childhood (for confirmation, without going too, I refer to Wikipedia) and that, in the nose, I do not believe that the Silvio concept of the "American dream" is just equal to that of Obama, maybe we should tell the Minister that the differences between each other, in reality, they are not of the "minor details". Just to mention a few things: 1) the audit opinion almost ex U.S. president George W. Bush, Silvio considered a giant of history, while Obama is not; 2) and what about the opposite positions on the war against the Axis of Evil, which is the bombing and invasion, and 3) for the good even if Obama believes super-reliable Putin's friend? mah!, 4) and Kyoto? It will seem strange, but these, for the faithful Frattini, are points of disagreement that, thank God, "do not notice." What not to do to comply and the beatification of his father-master. And all in all, it could have been worse: in his delirium flattering the good minister could cite other incredible similarities, such as height, slender structure, stance, cutting hair, accent, and especially the skin color. Thus, despite the inadvertent attempt of Minister Frattini to denigrate the good irreverent comparisons with Obama, I root for him ... Obama for President!